Tuesday, September 18, 2007

BLOG

The blog is an important and recently introduced aspect of the much-lauded "Care in the Community" treatment for the mentally-handicapped. Mental patients (from the schizophrenic [1] to the learning-disabled [2] to the just plain weird) are invited to express their fears, suspicions, experiences and cravings by means of one of these occasionally-updated internet logs. The use of blogs as a general source of information and entertainment by a surprising number of Internet-users is therefore discouraged.
The concept of "blogging" (not to be confused with Riverdance) is said to have originated in the Amazonian rainforest, where European explorers observed the native hunter-gatherers communicating by means of high-pitched whining and long-drawn-out musical glossolalia. Although no actual information was ever conveyed by this meaningless prancing, the locals appeared to enjoy the sight and sound of each other's attempts and dancing along with them. The native Amazonians new this practice in their own language as the "Surkull Juirc", but the name never really caught on in European circles.


taken from:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Blog

4 comments:

proud womon said...

Made me go and check out wikipedia... good to see your blog on the go...

Emily's posts said...

I always wondered what the 'root' of that particular phrase was, fascinating to learn of it's Amozonian origins!
Was that in Wikipedia or did you make it up??
anyway, very good, I look forward to seeing more of your crazy dance...

lovegod said...

Obviously Reference Librarian Material

MM said...

so true about the type of use it would be put to! as scary as the pic!